Friday, 9:00PM HILTON Lobby Lounge Area
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NOT SAFE FOR WUSSIES*!!!
But now you're all in here looking aren't you, you perverts? Fine, here's a little something special for your clickin effort.
Yeah! Shake what your mama and a highly classified, ethically questionable government program gave ya! Speaking of what's shakin', here's all the info you need.
Date: Friday, August 31, 2012
Time: 9:00 PM
Date: Saturday, September 1, 2012
Time: 7:00 PM
Photographer: HERO DREAMS, the big pic daddy of your greatest photographic REM sessions and the black-clad Sauron-like nightmare of other lesser photographer's nightmaressssss.......sssss.....sss!
Date: Saturday, September 1, 2012
Time: 9:30 AM
My fellow Ameripoolians**, as you all know, 2012 is an election year. And, as you also know, being President su-uh-uh-uuuuucks! Even Jack Bauer couldn't protect that dude and some chick killed him with a handshake! And talk about booooring. Blahblahblah, the economy, blahblahblah, the deficit, blahblahblah, I think one of my interns is preggers again...Even I'm not crazy enough to run for that job! However, I am here to announce the formation of the Red and Black Party***.
A party that will fight for your right to party!
A party that will just fight!
In fact, give me a a few minutes...
That's right! Who ya gonna vote for this Dragon*con****???
The party with more DEMO than the Democraps!!!
The party that supports more PUBLIC restrooms than the Republicant's*****!!!
The party with more WIGS than the Whigs!!!
The party that hates TORI Spelling more than the Torys!!!
The party that eats more GREEN chilis than the Green Party!!!
The party that supports more LIBERTY than the Libertarians!!!
Like the liberty to kiss your inter-dimensional self!!!
Whoa! Sorry, I got carried away there for a second. Didn't mean to pull a Howard Dean. Back on track...
What can this party do for you?
How about....get your picture taken with the current writer of Deadpool, Mr. Daniel Way!
Not a Way fan? Well, did you see freakin' GUMBY?!?!?
This party has the support of the current canon configurator and the most powerful of A-list masticatable celebrities!!! You'd have to be blinder than Blind Al not to join! Now it's time to show your support by PayPal-ing lots of money to this link!!!
Now, it's time for this non-caped crusader to head out on the Campaign Trail, shaking babies and kissing hands. And it's time for you to proclaim your undying allegiance to the Red and Black Party!! Your physical allegiance, spiritual allegiance, financial allegiance, reproductive allegiance, your microbial allegiance....DO IT NOW OR I'LL KEEP GOING ON AND ON AND ON LIKE AN NPR PLEDGE DRIVE!!!!
* You know, people into Superman, Green Lantern, Star Trek Voyager, Pottery Barn, food trucks, hacking smartphones, wearing toe socks, the Dutch, whole grains, musical theater, tai chi, gelatto, Spider-man, MSNBC, Piers Anthony books, Ashton Kutcher, and Chelsea Handler.
** Yeah, I'm Canadian, so what??? Where's the birth certificate? Keep asking and they're gonna find it right up your #%^!
***I have no idea what these three asterisks are supposed to explain. Whose idea were these stupid footnotes anyway?!
****For all the slow Pools, you vote by showing up at the events. Vote with your body by putting it in costume.
*****Hey, when you're downing Tex-Mex like I am, you need an ivory throne available for a chocolate rocket on every corner, amiright?
Disclaimer: This is a political announcement. Therefore, anything you disagree with or are offended by in this announcement either doesn't mean what you think it means or I didn't actually say it. Scrolling up is not proof of anything, nor are screenshots or testimony by the Watcher. This message and all the content in it is not endorsed by the Deadpool Corps, the Red and Black Party, Deadpool or anybody else until some greenbacks change hands. All rights reserved, cause I've got a wicked left hook. All images, likenesses, copyrights, and trademarks reproduced gleefully without permission. All chimichangas go to heaven. Studies show Red and Black Party may cause uncontrollable urges to dance, shout lewd remarks, and watch Golden Girls. Additional side effects include daily urination, toenail growth, male pregnancy, illiteracy and bilateral asymmetry. In case of painful side effects, call your doctor and ask for one of those names that sounds like something dirty and funny like Harold Balls. Rub some dirt on it and continue expressing your undying allegiance to the Red and Black Party in this thread, in life and in your thoughts.